When someone types !Future, They will get a little surprise. :)

on 1:TEXT:*!Future*:#:{
  msg $chan 4,1Reading.. Going into the future...
  var %future = $rand(1,5)
  if (%future == 1) timer 1 2 msg $chan 4 $nick Your future will be a very sad and lonesome one.. ;.;
  if (%future == 2) timer 1 2 msg $chan 5 $nick ! You will be going through some problems, but it will end out alright.
  if (%future == 3) timer 1 2 msg $chan 7 $nick Even though it was rough in the begging, you have gotten so far. ;D
  if (%future == 4) timer 1 2 msg $chan 10 Yay! $nick you are living a very rich life. :)
  if (%future == 5) timer 1 2 msg $chan 14 <_<.. Man, $nick You're living the sweet life. Good Job brotha! 
}