Just some kick messages I decided to make up. With an extra little time thingy and some slaps.

menu nicklist {
 Kick Messages
 .Assult:kick # $$1 No Assulting others in the channel( $chan ) please. @ $time
 .Bright:kick # $$1 Ow! Don't use the bright colors! @ $time
 .Bold:kick # $$1 Don't use big bold text! @ time
 .Colors:kick # $$1 No using colors in the channel. @ $time
 .Cussing:kick # $$1 No cussing is tolerated. Thank You. @ $time
 .Hoping:kick # $$1 This isn't leap-frog, Y'know. @ $time
 .Insults:kick # $$1 No one wants to be insulted! @ $time
 .Mean:kick # $$1 Waaaah. Don't treat others mean. @ $time
 .Random:kick # $$1 RaNdOm KiCk!!!! @ $time
 .Reverse:kick # $$1 Reverse coloring is confusing! @ $time
 .Underline:kick # $$1 No underlines allowed! @ $time
 .-
 Slaps
 .Whale:me slaps $$1 around a bit with a small baby whale!
 .Keyboard:me slaps $$1 around a bit with an old keyboard from out in the trash.
 .Fork:me hits $$1 with a fork.
 }