gremlaNizE, Hit Alt+R. Place the file into your \"Remotes\" section. Hit the OK button then right click in the channel and it should say \"Jokes\". :)

It just floods me with timers when I try to use it.....

Looks great, how do u activate it? :P <- n00b

i mean the popup system

Thanks, I plan on doing a bit more on this and will merge this with jokes. Maybe in a month or so.

Good job, man. Maybe you could put together all of your popups and submit them, where they can be sent to the popups download section :)

No it doesnt.

so it need the \" around the $read(file.txt) ?

so it need the \" around the $read(file.txt) ?

\"$read(file.txt)\" reads a one random line in the file. If you want to specify a line number, use \"$read(file.txt,3)\" which reads line 3.

/help $read for more info

Also use \".timer\" to make it silent or perform the command quietly without printing any info.

Thanks Quickstep. And XDaeMoN i guess i would have done that but in the past i have put $read(file.txt) it only read one line i think it was the last one so im not quiet sure what i did wrong but if i can figure that out i will be sure to add that to my future addons and stuff.

You could make the code shorter by putting the jokes in a text file that way you could easily edit the jokes then retrieve a random line or make a script which you could input a number & the script would retrieve that line.

gave you a 10 because of the work you put into it, well done

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I gave a 4 becuase, although this script is pointless, yet funny, you did put alot of time into it as i can ee...