Credits to Velosis for making the script, I just edited it out. I like all the if's because it feels easy to edit out, I could put it in a file but I don't feel like it :).

on *:TEXT:!ability:#: {  
  if (%flood [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ [ $right($1,-1) ] ] > 0) { notice $nick You must wait $duration($v1) in order to do that again. | halt }
  set -z %flood [ $+ [ $nick ] $+ [ $right($1,-1) ] ] 60

  /describe # looks into $nick 's DNA...
  /describe # Your special ability/power/attack is...

  var %dna = $rand(1,45)
  if (%dna == 1) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Krillin's razor sharp Destructo Disc!!!
  if (%dna == 2) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 The Continuous Die Missle!!!
  if (%dna == 3) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Goku's massive Big Bang Attack!!!
  if (%dna == 4) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Tien's stunning Tri Beam Cannon!!!
  if (%dna == 5) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Cell's unfair absorbing technique!!!
  if (%dna == 6) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Vegeta's last resort, the Final Flash!!!
  if (%dna == 7) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Yamcha's speedy Wolf Fang Fist!!!
  if (%dna == 8) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Goku's extreme Instant Transmission Technique!!!
  if (%dna == 9) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Master Roshi's world famous Kamehameha!!!
  if (%dna == 10) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Piccolo's super charged Special Beam Cannon!!!
  if (%dna == 11) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Gotenks's ghostly Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack!!!
  if (%dna == 12) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Vegeta's kamehameha, the Gatlic Gun!!!
  if (%dna == 13) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Naruto's strongest, Planetary Rasengan!!!
  if (%dna == 14) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Sasuke's child favourite, Chidori!!!
  if (%dna == 15) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Minato's life threatning Reaper Death Seal!!!
  if (%dna == 16) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 1 Nothing you suck!!!
  if (%dna == 17) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Dragon Ball Z's Power Detecting ability!!!
  if (%dna == 18) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Natsu's most powerful dragon roar, the Thunder Flame Dragons Roar!!!
  if (%dna == 19) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Laxus's dragon roar, Thunder Dragons Roar!!!
  if (%dna == 20) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Fairy Tail's sacred ending move, Fairy Law!!!
  if (%dna == 21) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Fairy Tail's sacred attacking move, Fairy Glitter!!!
  if (%dna == 22) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Fairy Tail's sacred defesive move, Fairy Sphere!!!
  if (%dna == 23) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Itachi's ultimate Genjutsu, Tsukiyomi!!!
  if (%dna == 24) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Luffy's big bang, Gum-Gum Jet Gatling!!!
  if (%dna == 25) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Death the Kids's, huge blast The Lines Of Sanzu!!!
  if (%dna == 26) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Ichigo's energy wave, Getsuga Tensho!!!
  if (%dna == 27) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Ichigo's last resort, the Final Getsuga Tensho!!!
  if (%dna == 28) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Goku's energy bomb, the Spirit Bomb!!!
  if (%dna == 29) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Lelouch's only but godly power, Geass!!!
  if (%dna == 30) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Hitsuguya's dragon like zanpaktou's ultimate ability, Sennen Hyoro!!!
  if (%dna == 31) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Byakuya's beautiful zanpaktou's ability Goukei, Senbonzakura Kageyoshi!!!
  if (%dna == 32) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Gray's freezing Ice Make Magic technique!!!
  if (%dna == 33) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Hades's dark Nemises attack!!!
  if (%dna == 34) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Jellal's killer Sema technique!!!
  if (%dna == 35) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Gildarts's massive Falcon Punch!!!
  if (%dna == 36) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Bluenote's epic BlackHole technique!!!
  if (%dna == 37) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Erza's infinite armor Equip technique!!!
  if (%dna == 38) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Zeref's horrible Death Magic!!!
  if (%dna == 39) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Acnologia's unknown island Buster Blast!!!
  if (%dna == 40) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Wizard's bonding combination, Unison Raid!!!
  if (%dna == 41) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Gajeel's dragon roar, Iron Dragon Roar!!!
  if (%dna == 42) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Wendy's dragon roar, Sky Dragon Roar!!!
  if (%dna == 43) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Yusuke's guardian power, Spirit Sword!!!
  if (%dna == 44) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 M's razor disks, Angel Blades!!!
  if (%dna == 45) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Midorynja's poisonous attack, Acid Blast!!
  if (%dna == 46) .timer 1 1 msg $chan 4,1 Hiei's dark move, Darkness Flame!!!
}