Hi folks.. I noted one of my old faves from napa ( http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/7154/ ) stopped working.. it seems the socket page http://www.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php no longer exists..

However I did make a non-socket version, using an old chuck norris text file.
Because I cant code much i had to split the text file into 4 versions.. 2 genders, and 2 genders to use on other nicks.
Here are the text files you will need, just pop them in mIRC root and load the below snippet into a new remote.

http://fractalscapes.net/IndieGames/hawkee/Nquote_self_M.txt
http://fractalscapes.net/IndieGames/hawkee/Nquote_self_F.txt
http://fractalscapes.net/IndieGames/hawkee/Nquote_nick_M.txt
http://fractalscapes.net/IndieGames/hawkee/Nquote_nick_F.txt

How to use:
!nquote m - This can be used on your self (if your male).
!nquote f - This can be used on your self. (if your female).
!nquote (nick) m - This is intended to use on another male nick
!nquote (nick) f -This is intended to use on another female nick

Notes before anyone starts:
I cant code much
I know this could be done with a socket
I know I've way too many text files to go with the script
I know I suck.

Additional Notes:
Unlike napa's one, this one is not nick sensitive so you can put any thing you want in there.

Thanks to napa for the original script (many years of lol`s in my various chans)

enjoy

For a demo come to ##Indie-Games on freenode
http://fractalscapes.net/IndieGames/members/

on *:text:!nquote m:#: {
  if ($nick isop $chan) || ($nick isvoice $chan) msg # $read(Nquote_self_M.txt)
}

on *:text:!nquote f:#: {
  if ($nick isop $chan) || ($nick isvoice $chan) msg # $read(Nquote_self_M.txt)
}

on *:text:!nquote * m:#: {
  if ($nick isop $chan) || ($nick isvoice $chan) msg # $read(Nquote_nick_M.txt)
}

on *:text:!nquote * f:#: {
  if ($nick isop $chan) || ($nick isvoice $chan) msg # $read(Nquote_nick_F.txt)
}