Hopefully I'm not too late for this - but here you go

on 1:TEXT:!fetch*:#The-Dungeon:{
if (!$2) { notice $nick You need to tell me what to fetch! | halt }
if ($2 ison $chan) { notice $nick I cannot fetch a person from the TARDIS. | halt }
/describe #The-Dungeon goes into the TARDIS and gets the $2- that $nick requested and brings the $2- back to $nick
}

on 1:TEXT:!return*:#The-Dungeon:{
if (!$2) { notice $nick You need to tell me what to return! | halt }
if ($2 ison $chan) { notice $nick I cannot return a person to the TARDIS. | halt }
/describe #The-Dungeon goes to $nick and takes the $2- back into the TARDIS
}

This is a simple X commands script. It was written specifically for sambuca, and designed to be simple to use. For loading instructions - please go to: http://queenelsa.us/en/scripts/sambuca

So these are a dime a dozen, but one more can't hurt, right? This does exactly what the title suggests. It automates your undernet login.

This is a simple modification to the Hidden User ( +Dm ) Delay voice (Undernet) by Xpl0reR. Today's flood bots sometimes stick around to get voiced by the original Dm script. My modification to this script will generate a random code, and request the user return said code to prove that they are human. To use this script, copy it into your remotes section, then right click in a channel and select Delay..