Seems to be stuck again. I got it to work for everything apart from the first result, but they changed the html slightly so it might take a day or two for me to tweak lol

Urbandictionary updated again. I got it to work for me by
changing line 89 from elseif ($regex(%SlangUD,/<div\sclass=['"]small['"]>/)) { to elseif ($regex(%SlangUD,/<div\sclass=['"]ribbon)) {
and changing line 92 from elseif (($svar($sockname,div) == small) && ($regex(%SlangUD,/(^\d+)./))) { to elseif (($svar($sockname,div) == small) && ($regex(%SlangUD,/(^\d+)/))) {
Probably a cleaner way to do it, but it works lol. Regex is hard.
http://pastebin.com/5gWY7i4S here's a nicer link