Found this - edited it alittle bit xD Works with all mircs -note- i didnt write the WHOLE Code just edited it xD

a theme for my channel hug kiss slap etc For fun

Once you disconnect it should tell your time online -NOTE- Was not made by mehttp://members.xoom.com/Polaris_IRC/ Example : 11(Fri/12:56:07 PM) Polaris has joined #darkside@en 11(Fri/12:56:09 PM) Polaris Quit (Quit: (I was using ) Wasted:(2 Seconds Online))

This works I found it kinda funny. Ill add more phrases later on 100 or so then repost

Updated - thanks to Jethro_ .

This works EXAMPLE : [12:43] @(Dark|Home) !order Stripper [12:43] <!ACTION!> Android sees Dark|Home orders a round of Stripper [12:43] <!ACTION!> Android sess: The waiter arrives and slips unluckily so that all of the Stripper covers the floor, to bad Dark|Home [12:43] @(Android) That was order number: 28

fixed it :P