This

if (%cookie == 4) .timer 1 2 msg $chan  The cookie flies out of $nick 's hands, and falls right into $me 's mouth.

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Can be this so it would be $nick's instead of $nick 's

if (%cookie == 4) .timer 1 2 msg $chan  The cookie flies out of $nick $+ 's hands, and falls right into $me 's mouth.

Or if you wanted Regex, I added some stuff

(07:34:36) <@Dean-> @cookie
(07:34:37) %[eH] Dean- steps up to the cookie...
(07:34:39) <%[eH]> Dean- gobbles up the cookie.
(07:34:41) <@Dean-> .cookie
(07:34:42) %[eH] Dean- steps up to the cookie...
(07:34:43) <%[eH]> Dean- has a bad aim of where his/her mouth is, and gets some crumbs in his/her eye.
(07:34:44) <@Dean-> !cookie
(07:34:45) * %[eH] Dean- steps up to the cookie...
(07:34:47) <%[eH]> Dean- gets bullied into giving the cookie to [eH] .
^Example

on $*:TEXT:/^[.!@](cookie(s)?|cookiegame)( |$)/:#:{ 
  set %prefi $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,msg $chan)
  var %cookie = $rand(1,12)
  describe $chan $nick steps up to the cookie...
  if (%cookie == 1) .timer 1 2 %prefi $nick gobbles up the cookie.
  if (%cookie == 2) .timer 1 2 %prefi $nick gobbles the cookie, but then chokes!
  if (%cookie == 3) .timer 1 2 %prefi $nick has a bad aim of where his/her mouth is, and gets some crumbs in his/her eye.
  if (%cookie == 4) .timer 1 2 %prefi but the cookie flies out of $nick $+ 's hands, and falls right into $me $+ 's mouth.
  if (%cookie == 5) .timer 1 2 %prefi $nick breaks his/her teeth biting it.
  if (%cookie == 6) .timer 1 2 %prefi $nick runs up the hill with the cookie, then loses it on his way back down.
  if (%cookie == 7) .timer 1 2 %prefi $nick gets bullied into giving the cookie to $me . 
  if (%cookie == 8) .timer 1 2 %prefi $nick grabs the cookie, but then is weighed down because $nick is weak. 
  if (%cookie == 9) .timer 1 2 %prefi $nick gets so excited, he pees his pants.
  if (%cookie == 10) .timer 1 2 %prefi $nick loses the cookie in the crowd of people in $chan $+ .
  if (%cookie == 11) .timer 1 2 %prefi $nick faints of excitment.
  if (%cookie == 12) .timer 1 2 %prefi $nick hides it down his/her pants.
}

You spelled choke wrong, but great script. =-)

Instead of having mode +G enabled, you could add this:
*Can't really sware on here, but you know what I mean.

on *:TEXT:*fuck*:#: {
  /kick $chan $nick I have suspected you are swearing, please no swearing in this channel.
}

on *:TEXT:*damn*:#: {
  /kick $chan $nick I have suspected you are swearing, please no swearing in this channel.
}

on *:TEXT:*cunt*:#: {
  /kick $chan $nick I have suspected you are swearing, please no swearing in this channel.
}

on *:TEXT:*shit*:#: {
  /kick $chan $nick I have suspected you are swearing, please no swearing in this channel.
}

Probably one of the most pointless scripts I have ever seen.

Nice script, but when I type this: [01:46] <@`Dean_> [eH], del www.google.com

nothing happens. =p

You should really add a modlist so if you can use !halfop and your on the var %halfop then you are granted with halfop.

Great script though.

Thanks, @Jethro_ that one was made by my friend Matty. :)

Michael Jason?

Anyways, those lines weren't made by me, the last two were from my friend, I just got those lines from the original !Pickup script, :p.

Courtesy of his lines to help this bot. :)

@napa182 idk

Lol. Thanks XD

Lol, it's a pickup line, what do you expect? :p

Thanks, I might not add it now, but I will later.

Thanks for your comment!

Ok, well I made this snippet from a base of a quote script. :)

Lol, haha.

Thanks

Works great, thanks!

[13:47] <+`Dean> .horoscope scorpio
[13:47] <~exHelp> Sign & Dates: Scorpio (10/23-11/21) Today: Saturday, February 6, 2010
[13:47] <~exHelp> Quickie: Be patient and avoid temptation. What seems like a sure bet won't pay off.
[13:47] <~exHelp> Overview: Try not to worry to much about the past -- you need to focus on your vision of the future. It's a really good time for you to step up and enlist the aid of those who are sympathetic to your cause.

Haha, okay. :P

When you try and slap the bot, it doesn't comment. :p

Nice job on the script though. Thanks.

I tried to run it, here's the results?

[13:06] <~`Dean> .define fact
[13:06] <~exHelp> Looking up results for [fact]:
[13:06] <~exHelp> . []
[13:06] <~exHelp> . []
[13:06] <~exHelp> . []
[13:06] <~exHelp> . []
[13:06] <~exHelp> End of results for [fact].

Nice script but it's useless. :p