Heres my completed Version of the script. Yes it's messy but thats what i'm here for.
on *:TEXT:!fact:#: {
var %rander = $rand(1,50)
if (%rander == 1) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2] 10In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m. }
if (%rander == 2) { notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2] 10In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave. }
if (%rander == 3) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2] 10In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile. }
if (%rander == 4) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2] 10If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. }
if (%rander == 5) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2] 10The yo-yo was originally a weapon used in the Philippine jungles }
if (%rander == 6) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2] 10To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs }
if (%rander == 7) { notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The only other word with the same amount of letters is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural. }
if (%rander == 8) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year. }
if (%rander == 9) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them. }
if (%rander == 10) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10It is illegal to hunt camels in Arizona. }
if (%rander == 11) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours }
if (%rander == 12) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10Coca-cola was originally green...And was also removed from the market because it actually contained traces of cocaine. }
if (%rander == 13) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. }
if (%rander == 14) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. }
if (%rander == 15) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. }
if (%rander == 16) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Warning: Do not try this at home........ maybe at work.) }
if (%rander == 17) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off...OUCH!. }
if (%rander == 18) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. }
if (%rander == 19) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. }
if (%rander == 20) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. }
if (%rander == 21) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense }
if (%rander == 22) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) }
if (%rander == 23) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 questions a day. }
if (%rander == 24) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death. }
if (%rander == 25) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10Whoopi Goldberg acquired her first name because she had a problem with flatulence. }
if (%rander == 26) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10In Scotland, it is illegal to be drunk and in possession of a cow }
if (%rander == 27) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10In Sweden, while prostitution is legal, it is illegal for anyone to use the services of a prostitute. }
if (%rander == 28) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10In Thailand, it is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear. }
if (%rander == 29) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident. }
if (%rander == 30) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10More people are killed by donkeys each year than are killed in plane crashes. }
if (%rander == 31) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10China has more English speakers than the USA. }
if (%rander == 32) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one of her feet. }
if (%rander == 33) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10Our eyes stay the same size throughout our lives, but our noses and ears keep growing. }
if (%rander == 34) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10The electric chair was invented by a dentist. }
if (%rander == 35) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10A flea can jump 350 times its body length. That's like a human jumping the length of a football pitch. }
if (%rander == 36) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. }
if (%rander == 37) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. }
if (%rander == 38) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10No words in English rhyme with month, orange, silver or purple. }
if (%rander == 39) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10 A snail can stay asleep for three years. }
if (%rander == 40) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10You share your birthday with at least nine million other people in the world. }
if (%rander == 41) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10Women blink nearly twice as often as men. }
if (%rander == 42) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10Cats have over 100 vocal sounds. Dogs have only about 10. }
if (%rander == 43) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. }
if (%rander == 44) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10Shakespeare invented the words assassination and bump. }
if (%rander == 45) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10 In the last 4'000 years no new animals have been domesticated. }
if (%rander == 46) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10Elvis Presley had a twin brother named Garon who died at birth. }
if (%rander == 47) { notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. }
if (%rander == 48) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar }
if (%rander == 49) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. }
if (%rander == 50) {
notice $nick 2[ 13Fact 2]10"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."
} }