This, quite simply, pulls a random fact from www.randomfunfacts.com and displays it to the active channel. Load this into your remotes and type /fact to make it work.
Had this idea by watching a few youtube vids with that typewriter style text on them (with moviemaker).
A few kudos go to Typo for helping me figure out why the text was being input backwards (really weird error lol).
There's quite a lot of these on Hawkee, but I just wanted to post my own one. I think it looks better, too (not being big headed, lol). Paste in remotes (ALT+R) and type /ASCII.
This alias returns the size of the specified directory and any specified subdirectories. Put this in your aliases section. Here's my "help file entry" on this: