Let's face it, mIRC isn't a very good language once you've started playing with others but the biggest thing you'll miss is the token identifiers, and these are what make mIRC really shine. You'd have thought other languages implemented these too.
This, quite simply, pulls a random fact from www.randomfunfacts.com and displays it to the active channel. Load this into your remotes and type /fact to make it work.
Had this idea by watching a few youtube vids with that typewriter style text on them (with moviemaker).
A few kudos go to Typo for helping me figure out why the text was being input backwards (really weird error lol).
There's quite a lot of these on Hawkee, but I just wanted to post my own one. I think it looks better, too (not being big headed, lol). Paste in remotes (ALT+R) and type /ASCII.
This alias returns the size of the specified directory and any specified subdirectories. Put this in your aliases section. Here's my "help file entry" on this: