Just copy and paste it into you remotes on mIRC (alt+r) To add more change the $rand(1,85) to like $rand(1,999) and add if (%confucius == #) .timer 1 2 msg $chan

Just copy and paste it into you remotes on mIRC (alt+r) To add more change the $rand(1,23) to like $rand(1,999) and add if (%yomama == #) .timer 1 2 msg $chan

Just copy and paste it into you remotes on mIRC (alt+r) To add more change the $rand(1,23) to like $rand(1,999) and add if (%pickup == #) .timer 1 2 msg $chan

I know an easier way you could of done this script.

on :TEXT:!blonde:#:{
var %blonde = $rand(1,23)
if (%blonde == 1) .timer 1 2 msg $chan hat do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? [ All you can eat under a buck. ]
if (%blonde == 2) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Why is a blonde like a hardware store? [ They are both 10 a screw! ]

And to add more just add if (%blonde == #) .timer 1 2 msg $chan

Other than that its not bad.