Load it and hit F5

If someone says the secret word they get a free soda.

err someone already mentioned that >_> nvm

you can reduce that to 1 line by putting all the jokes into a text file and reading it off that(its random) :)
on *:TEXT:!yomomma:#:{ /msg $chan $read(yomomma.txt) }

on :TEXT:say:?:{
if ($level($address($nick,2)) == 100) {
if ($3) {
if ($me ison $2) {
/msg $2 $3-
}
else {
/join $2
/msg $2 $3-
}
}
else { /msg $nick What to say? }
}
else { /msg $nick NO ACCESS :-D }
}

i just realized that the site took out my backslashes for new lines and canceling $var\'s (\)

you also can use the cloaked links to embed objects. for example:
convert the url
http://music.armopride.com/Pink%20Floyd/1969%20-%20More/The%20Nile%20Song.mp3
when converted (in this case) its,
http://url.omfgesad.com/?u=PWyYC8c6LAXj2MEW-hj54q-x
you can embed that and it works as if it were using the actual link.(works for images too)
:D.......this seems a bit long for a simple explanation

This is a url hider/cloaker/redirect..whatever you want to call it you can see it in action at http://url.omfgesad.com this is a very simple concept, i just didn't want something that uses base encoding...and i like using databases.

This stores pages into a database using an edit page and the stored pages may be viewed using the page.php page. to see the script in action, go tohttp://omfgesad.com/_edit_.phphttp://omfgesad.com/page.php

this is soo cool...but be careful on freenode.net ... i got kicked from the network for flood >_< lol

this is cool i like it......

thanks for the tips :d, ill work on the script later lol

It lets an op kick-ban someone for a certain amount of time.

also, it doesn\'t respond if the nick is not in the quote file.

This is a simple quote system. i recommend use on a bot.