Likewise, all you've done is criticise my initial code rather than offering even a hint of a solution.

I'm unlikely to go out of my way to give you constructive criticise now am I? You've done yourself no favours.

If my code was incorrect, I can only put that down to your poor documentation.

I have no use nor interest in this script, but you should consider fixing it for other users.

If it never worked, I never used it.

wow, why was I ever interested in this junk?

Where it says "#!ucc off" change to "#!ucc on".

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