Many thanks Jethro, it works.

Excellent Jethro. Is there anyway to remove the !jokes command from this though? I tried going through the code myself but your code is a little too advanced for me to go through editing. If not, anyway thanks for the great script!

After using this for a while, people started posting https links and it wouldn't read it. Any little mod I can add to make it work?

What are the required files? Where do they go etc. Not working on it's own.

One small problem. When using !w, I have another script that uses !w*. As in it clashes with a script that is supposed to bring up !white, as an example. Any fixes?

MasshitDK it works wonderfully, seriously. The only problem I encountered was when there is a super long definition. Can you shorten it to a max of 'x'' amount of characters, as an example? If not, thanks a bunch anyway, it did the charm~

Oh okay then. Kudos on the update then, when it comes out :)

Odd. Copied everything over and it still doesn't function properly.

This is actually great. I run my bot while sleeping so when someone uses him for spam he gets kickbanned, then unbanned so his auto rejoin feature is useless. Now I don't have to constantly check :D