menu nicklist {
.evil rs
..fm: /me lights a fire under $1 's ass | .timer 1 1 /me watches the fire burn intently | .timer 1 3 /me doesn't stick around to smell the burning flesh as the fire consumes $1 completely.
..slay: /me attacks $1 | .timer 1 1 /me tears $1 apart leaving $1 lifeless on the floor. | .timer 1 3 /me walks away covered in blood and laughing.
..summon: /me summons a Steel Titan | .timer 1 1 /me watches as his steel titan ravages $1 to bits | .timer 1 3 /me laughs maniacally and walks away covered in $1' s blood.
..wc: /me stops cutting down Magic Trees with his Inferno Adze | .timer 1 1 /me smashes his axe into $1 's face, watching their head split wide open, enjoying getting sprayed in blood | .timer 1 5 /me lights a smoke and teleports away from $1 's body.
..mine: /me stops Mining Rune Ore long enough to turn towards $1 | .timer 1 1 /me says to $1 you really wanna do this? | .timer 1 3 /me spins his Dragon Pick around and smashes it into $1 watching them drop to their knees | .timer 1 5 /me turns and walks away.
..herb: /me makes a Super Poison potion and sticks it in $1 's drink | .timer 1 1 /me watches as they drink it and fall to the ground dead | .timer 1 3 /me laughs and walks away slowly.
..hunt: /me stops hunting and pulls out his Arctic Warfare Sniper Rifle | .timer 1 1 /me looks through the scope | .timer 1 3 /me pulls the trigger | .timer 1 5 /me watches as the bullet hits $1 between the eyes killing them instantly | .timer 1 7 /me whistles innocently and goes back to doing hunting.
..fish: /me stops fishing and cuts $1 a little | .timer 1 1 /me tosses $1 into the water | .timer 1 3 /me watches as $1 is eaten by pirahnas and sharks | .timer 1 5 /me goes to walk away then gets interested when he sees $1 's body parts in the water surrounded by blood | .timer 1 7 /me loves the sight of fresh blood and guts.
..hp: /me tears out $1 's heart | .timer 1 1 /me makes $1 watch as he sprinkles their heart in mustard | .timer 1 3 /me eats $1 's heart and watches them drop lifeless to their knees.
..cook: /me stops cooking fish for a few seconds to look at $1 | .timer 1 1 /me decides that $1 doesn't look right for some reason | .timer 1 3 /me tosses $1 into a flaming pot of stew and cooks them | .timer 1 5 /me eats the stew contently enjoying every bite.
..craft: /me crafts a knife | .timer 1 1 /me takes the knife and rams it into $1 's eyeball | .timer 1 3 /me gouges out $1 's eye and eats it as they fall to the ground dead
..fletch: /me fletches a bow and some arrows | .timer 1 1 /me lines up a shot at $1 | .timer 1 3 /me says to $1 smile big. | .timer 1 5 /me shoots $1 in the head with 5 arrows simultaneously killing them as the arrows fling them into a wall | .timer 1 7 /me drops the shit and gets as far away from the body as possible before it can explode
..agil: /me runs up to $1 | .timer 1 1 /me stabs $1 before they can notice him | .timer 1 3 /me disappears before any one knows he was there.
..con: /me decides to stop doing construction long enough to find his chain-saw | .timer 1 1 /me starts up the chain-saw and cuts off $1 's arms | .timer 1 3 /me smiles evilly as $1 lets a blood curdling scream | .timer 1 5 /me then proceeds to hack the rest of $1 's body to shreds with a rusty spoon
..smith: /me decides to smith a steel bar | .timer 1 1 /me then decides to hammer it into a spoon | .timer 1 3 /me lets it rust for about 100 years then gouges out $1 's eyes with the spoon while simultaneously skull fucking $1 with a Tazer
..atk: /me pulls out his pistol since $1 keeps fucking with him | .timer 1 1 /me decides to pistol whip $1 | .timer 1 3 /me is astonished when pistol whipping $1 doesn't work | .timer 1 5 /me contemplates then just pulls out a sawn-off .20 gauge double barrel shot gun and blows $1 's head to bits | .timer 1 7 /me watches in absolute glee as the blood spatters around him and all over him, relishing in it.
..mage: /me puts on his wizard robes and hat | . timer 1 1 /me stares intently at $1 | .timer 1 3 /me watches as $1 falls to the ground dead. | .timer 1 5 /me stares and thinks as $1 's body explodes splattering blood all over him. | .timer 1 7 /me loves getting covered in blood
}